“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.”
Bo Burnham gets it…
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JOE. IT WAS DONALD’S BIRTHDAY SO THEY THREW HIM A PARTY. LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE HATS ON THE DUCKS. OMG.
OMG.
AHAHHAHAH I WANT TO GO TO THERE!
Disney makes dreams happen. Even for their fictional characters.
I don’t care if you don’t like the new Fall Out Boy album…you cannot argue with the fact that Patrick Stump is amazing and flawless. And particularly hot while covered in blood and missing half his organs…
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My Bullseye is the top in the district for many, many things, a fact that we take pride in as a whole. But one thing that we’re top in is seriously making me consider quitting a job that I actually like doing most of the time.
“Conversions” are Bullseye’s way of describing people that have opened our credit or debit card. We’re expected to keep up absurd numbers (even though we’re totaling around 30 a day), every employee should aim for getting three a shift (I get so many people complaining about the cashier’s asking), and dropping in numbers can hinder our promotion chances and end-of-year raises. The LOD check the conversion numbers every ten minutes (even though we announce each one over walkie when it happens), and if the number isn’t satisfactory, we’re reminded to <em>ASK EVERYBODY</em>.
And am I the only one creeped out by calling them “conversions”? It’s like we’re a giant red cult.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b7f25fa749dc8f0c1a39db07753e1bb/tumblr_mld044n3Bl1qm3qzeo1_400.png)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Image has been completely obscured by the word “CONVERSIONS” repeated over and over again.]
My Bullseye is the top in the district for many, many things, a fact that we take pride in as a whole. But one thing that we’re top in is seriously making me consider quitting a job that I actually like doing most of the time.
“Conversions” are Bullseye’s way of describing people that have opened our credit or debit card. We’re expected to keep up absurd numbers (even though we’re totaling around 30 a day), every employee should aim for getting three a shift (I get so many people complaining about the cashier’s asking), and dropping in numbers can hinder our promotion chances and end-of-year raises. The LOD check the conversion numbers every ten minutes (even though we announce each one over walkie when it happens), and if the number isn’t satisfactory, we’re reminded to <em>ASK EVERYBODY</em>.
And am I the only one creeped out by calling them “conversions”? It’s like we’re a giant red cult.
I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas
EXPECTO PETROLEUM
60 favourite Disney songs in no order
(#26) Under the Sea - The Little Mermaid“What do they got, a lot of sand? We got a hot crustacean band.”
